ifitwerentformy - If it weren't for my horse...

Please view this video before proceeding, it my save your life.

1. If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

2. I ain't got no corn-dog money!

3. If you're and orphan, then how did you get a girlfriend?

.....more to come

Thanks to Lewis Black for releasing this, possibly history's most inane sentence, into the world. I say possibly only because I have recently come into the possession of a number of other sentences which vie for the title. This web site will serve as a repository for these mind eating excerpts from the world of idiocy until technology is developed which will enable us to destroy them forever. Please, what ever you do, do not read these sentences.